Anonymous Asked
Questionnever mind. I can't do it. I am not brave. I got Hufflepuff for a reason. Answer

Alright I gotta go do that thing where I sleep, I honestly really hope this spider situation gets taken care of cause otherwise you’re sleeping in the hallway

Anonymous Asked
Questionthey are not coming. I will have to be brave. I will spray it with perfume. Answer

I am so sorry brave soldier

rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

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shipssabriel:

I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”

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sarawildish:

glampora:

leanonstephen:

cat-pictures-blog:

The face your kitten makes after you rescue him from an alley downtown.

#I HAVE WAy MORE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS CAT THAN I DO THE TITANIC OR THE NOTEBOOK OR THAT BULLSHIT

I’m gonna cry now

cuz his face

it’s like ‘thank you i was so scared’

i just

; ^ ;

he has CAT TEARS.

quackles:

Excuse your face sir: Jensen Ackles as Dean Winchester

quackles:

Excuse your face sir: Jensen Ackles as Dean Winchester

Anonymous Asked
Questionupdate: I tried to throw a book at it but missed and screamed. my family is probably awake now. I might be able to get help. Answer

Yes get responsible adults and hide on the other side of the house there is no cowardice in wars like these

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afiendindenial:

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

Also bread that has been rolled into a ball so it’s all squishy. My dog’s sire died from a neighbor kid tossing bread balls over the fence that he ate.

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

ani-oppa-san:

ideklukey:

caitlinhill:

haveigonetoofar:

Don’t Be That Guy.

Great campaign! Great point!

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ideklukey:

caitlinhill:

haveigonetoofar:

Don’t Be That Guy.

Great campaign! Great point!

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ani-oppa-san:

ideklukey:

caitlinhill:

haveigonetoofar:

Don’t Be That Guy.

Great campaign! Great point!

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ani-oppa-san:

ideklukey:

caitlinhill:

haveigonetoofar:

Don’t Be That Guy.

Great campaign! Great point!

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ideklukey:

caitlinhill:

haveigonetoofar:

Don’t Be That Guy.

Great campaign! Great point!

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ideklukey:

caitlinhill:

haveigonetoofar:

Don’t Be That Guy.

Great campaign! Great point!

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ani-oppa-san:

ideklukey:

caitlinhill:

haveigonetoofar:

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Anonymous Asked
Questionthank you for the insight. I will take my kitten outside and i will take a fire extinguisher and BLAST THAT MOTHERFRICKER. I'm lesbian anyways so I HAVE TO GEt pRACTICING at killing spiders. (Excuse my sleep deprived ramble) Answer

Nah dude I once stopped taking a shower and waited two hours for my family to get home to kill the spider I saw in the bathroom, wet hair and all

Anonymous Asked
QuestionIt's so impressive that you like snakes and spiders and moths. Any other girl would run away screaming, lol. 10 points to you for not being like that. Thank god. Answer

mothbug:

i literally don’t even know what to say

i am lost for words

fuck outta here with your weird patronizing sexist bullshit and have fun never touching a girl ever 

Anonymous Asked
Questionhello. there currently is a LARGE SPIDER hanging over my bed and I don't want to kill it but I don't want it to fall on me. I am in a dilemma. if I kill it, it it'll probably fall on me anyways. #arachnophobia Answer

I legitimately read “large spider” and my body reacted like “holy fuck what” RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BITCH NO DONT MESS WITH THE SPIDER

gothtot:

When I was like 8 my mom took sims away bc I made girls kiss lmao nice try mom I’m still gay

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