porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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(Source: porrimsspookycondomstash)

theillustriousxander:

shes-justlikethe-weather:

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

UR STILL FUGLY
theillustriousxander:

shes-justlikethe-weather:

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

UR STILL FUGLY

theillustriousxander:

shes-justlikethe-weather:

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

UR STILL FUGLY

(Source: ughcallmelottie)

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

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come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

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GOD DAMN IT

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i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

(Source: classicsnake)

kveatscookies:

suicideducks:

Why is Jack Skellington like this hero of emo culture he is basically the peppiest Motherfucker to ever exist.

Everyone seems to forget Jack got bored of the gloomy crap and then saw Christmas and was like, “I WANT THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW!”

femmelillies:

catgotyoururl:

kaiserneko:

phoenixresurrected:

chachibetch:

Heavy…. heavy,

Woah

… There’s a very important conversation to be had there.

If this is being brought up shouldn’t we also addressing the age of the politicians in places of power tho?

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(Source: nevermindtheb0ll0cks)

nickiminajsasshole:

"money can’t buy happiness"

  • teacher: the sun is the hottest thing in the universe
  • me: i don't wanna sound rude but have u seen chris evans

(Source: billyteddy)

(Source: utlrons)

jaclcfrost:

ah you’re watching gravity falls? i love that show. the way the gravity just [clenches fist] fricking falls

swyrs:

there’s a “photo” going around of Emma Watson wearing a dress that is see-through at the top, showing her breasts, and because apparently literally nobody fact-checks or uses google, people are taking it for granted that it’s real and reblogging it.

i get that the way it’s being…

(Source: posthawk)