• Friend: go ask
  • Me: no you go ask
  • Friend: no you
  • Me: fine can i have ketchup

koolaidicecubes:

goldenclitoris:

watch out i m a professional flirter *winks with both eyes*

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aculthood:

"what do you want to do with your life?"image

bluntcrusher:

lets blow this joint

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AND FUCK SHIT UP

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totallytina:

sixpenceee:

This is genetics for you. Isn’t it cool how similar they look? For some people there is barely a difference. It looks like they just put on a bit more make-up and changed their hair. 

can we do this? bbygivepeaceachance alyssauce

terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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(Source: littlexiutie)

umiko-hitara:

Girl in my class: Okay, question; how do you get your eyeliner like that?

Me: I dunno, I just wing it.

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  • me: this fic fucked me up so bad and i cried for hours
  • me: here read it

your-kouhai:

FREE HIM

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor)

casdeanbutts:

there are two sides to jensen ackles

theres the male model with fanfiction green eyes: image

and then theres: image

and damn it i love them both 

bisexualelena:

life-is-splendid:

ladies using swords (◡‿◡✿)

ladies using guns (◕‿◕✿)

ladies taking revenge (⊙‿⊙✿)

badass ladies (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

ladies winning through manipulation (◡‿◡✿)

ladies using social skills and political knowlegede (◕‿◕✿)

ladies using their emotional power as a weapon (⊙‿⊙✿)

ladies being badass in both physical and non-physical ways (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

(Source: leslieeknopes)

mozzarellaqueen:

messing up horribly but you’re still cute

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furiousandconfused:

vbasement:

Animal facts.

I wanna know who shaved a tiger to see if it’s skin had stripes too. furiousandconfused:

vbasement:

Animal facts.

I wanna know who shaved a tiger to see if it’s skin had stripes too. furiousandconfused:

vbasement:

Animal facts.

I wanna know who shaved a tiger to see if it’s skin had stripes too. furiousandconfused:

vbasement:

Animal facts.

I wanna know who shaved a tiger to see if it’s skin had stripes too. furiousandconfused:

vbasement:

Animal facts.

I wanna know who shaved a tiger to see if it’s skin had stripes too. furiousandconfused:

vbasement:

Animal facts.

I wanna know who shaved a tiger to see if it’s skin had stripes too. furiousandconfused:

vbasement:

Animal facts.

I wanna know who shaved a tiger to see if it’s skin had stripes too. furiousandconfused:

vbasement:

Animal facts.

I wanna know who shaved a tiger to see if it’s skin had stripes too. furiousandconfused:

vbasement:

Animal facts.

I wanna know who shaved a tiger to see if it’s skin had stripes too. furiousandconfused:

vbasement:

Animal facts.

I wanna know who shaved a tiger to see if it’s skin had stripes too.

furiousandconfused:

vbasement:

Animal facts.

I wanna know who shaved a tiger to see if it’s skin had stripes too.